The Ten Last Things a Man Would Ever Say . . .

1. I think we're lost, we better pull over & ask for directions.
2. Honey, do you need any help?
3. While I'm up, can I get you drink?
4. Sometimes I just want to be held!
5. We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping & I can hold your purse.
6. Who cars about Monday Night Football, let's watch Opera.
7. Sure I'd love to wear a condom.
8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.
9. Her legs are too long.
10. I think he is one cool guy.

Oh so true . . .