What are men like . . .

To all the remarkable women you know, I'm yet to know or may never know & to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys I'm lucky enough to know READ ON

For all those men who say, "Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free?"
Here's an update for you: Now a days, 80% of women are against marriage. WHY?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!!!!

Men are like....

1. Men are like.......Laxatives.
They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like.......Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like.......Weather.
Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like.......Blenders.
You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like.......Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like.......Commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like.......Department Stores.
Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like.......Government Bonds.
They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like.......Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like......Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like......Snowstorms.
You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like.......Lava Lamps.
Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like.......Parking Spots.
All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

You Got Served!

Dance baby! Dance!

Kudos to Rayni!

pick up . . .

...lines!!

Excuse me, do you have Band-aid?
I skinned my knee when I fell for you. (hahaha...!)

Was your Dad in the Air Force?
Because you're the bomb. (humm...try hard!)

Life without you is like a pencil without lead, pointless. (needs to get out a little more)

I'm a genetic engineer and I need to utilize your body for a stem cell experiment.
It shouldn't hurt too bad. (seriously get out of the lab)

My love for you is like diarrhea; I can't hold it in. (yhew!!)

I think I've seen your picture somewhere.
Oh yes, it was in the dictionary under SHA-BAM! (corny!)

You're so hot that you make the sun jealous. (rite!)

Do you know what the square root of 81 is?
(Hopefully they say nine)
Oh, then you are not just another pretty face. (hope it works out, if you use it)

I lost my teddy bear.
Can I cuddle with you instead? (nice try!)

You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear. (hissss....)

Hey c'mon now, I'm ugly, you're ugly, it's perfect. (ohhh....that's bad)

Can I borrow your library card, because I'd like to check you out! (that can go either way)

I should call the police because you're stealing my heart. (speechless)

I can't wait until tomorrow. Somehow you get prettier every day. (wat a line! it could work)

If wishes came true I'd be having dinner with you tonight. (to the point!)

cheers, Saz for the above

My personal favourite:
If I told you that you're body was hot.
Would you hold it against me? *grinz*