hilarious

What do you find funny? I mean side-piercing funny!

ONE

What the opposite of shop-lifting? Well a shop-lifter is a person who steals goods that are on displa in a shop, after entering as a customer! So the opposite of that is a person who leaves the goods on display in a shop, after paying as a customer. True.

Well some of us may have had this experience. Going into a shop, paying for the item leaving in a rush but absence-mindedly leaving the purchased product on the counter. That's not the funny thing, today we saw a little Chinese lady leave the butchers' without her pork. She was on a mission to get to her next destination, pulling her trolley. After calling out to her, that she had left her paid meat, she hurried back into the butchers.

Then one of my fren gave this wierd & hilarious combo of a grunt & a giggle like "i-never-knew-that-there-are-others-just-like-me". And the rest of us started laughing!

TWO

Wedgies! We all would love to do it an unexpected fren/relative/unfortunate individual of choice. But is it fail-proof?! Well it isn't . . . here's one instant.

Standing at an ATM, after withdrawing cash, as you do from an ATM. A mischievous individual creeps up to his fren & yanks his mate's underwear. Hoping that he'll pull his pant so far up the creek that it'll never see daylight again.

RIP!!! People around the atm other perdestrians must have heard it too. But fortunately for the victim, he was wearing paper thin underwear, and as his mate yanked his underwear, he finger ripped through the underwear! Unfortunate for the underwear, but very fortunate for the victim. *wink*

Ahhh . . . always up for a laugh!