petrol prices

when petrol prices reaches a ridiculous price this may happen

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(frames are courtesy of Mikey H.)

hilarious

What do you find funny? I mean side-piercing funny!

ONE

What the opposite of shop-lifting? Well a shop-lifter is a person who steals goods that are on displa in a shop, after entering as a customer! So the opposite of that is a person who leaves the goods on display in a shop, after paying as a customer. True.

Well some of us may have had this experience. Going into a shop, paying for the item leaving in a rush but absence-mindedly leaving the purchased product on the counter. That's not the funny thing, today we saw a little Chinese lady leave the butchers' without her pork. She was on a mission to get to her next destination, pulling her trolley. After calling out to her, that she had left her paid meat, she hurried back into the butchers.

Then one of my fren gave this wierd & hilarious combo of a grunt & a giggle like "i-never-knew-that-there-are-others-just-like-me". And the rest of us started laughing!

TWO

Wedgies! We all would love to do it an unexpected fren/relative/unfortunate individual of choice. But is it fail-proof?! Well it isn't . . . here's one instant.

Standing at an ATM, after withdrawing cash, as you do from an ATM. A mischievous individual creeps up to his fren & yanks his mate's underwear. Hoping that he'll pull his pant so far up the creek that it'll never see daylight again.

RIP!!! People around the atm other perdestrians must have heard it too. But fortunately for the victim, he was wearing paper thin underwear, and as his mate yanked his underwear, he finger ripped through the underwear! Unfortunate for the underwear, but very fortunate for the victim. *wink*

Ahhh . . . always up for a laugh!

living MY life

Lots have been happening in Chaz's world.

Unfortunately, all I can say for now is that I'm loving it!

Work, live & play!

Deep thoughts . . .

. . . for those who take life too seriously

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like... night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
10.Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
11.A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
12.Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
13.If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
14.How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
15.OK, so what's the speed of dark?
16.When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17.Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
18.Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
19.How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
20.Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
21.What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
22."I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
23.Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
24.Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
25.Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
26.Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright...until you hear them speak.