for the better . . .

What would you say is the most useful inventions that has improved our everyday life?

You can agree or disagree but here's what 500 Britons said:

10. Ready-tied bow ties (is there no other invention more useful than this?!)
9. Compact broadsheet newspaper (ok, I suppose for updates on world events)
8. Electric toothbrush (water, dodgy bodycasing & electricity . . .)
7. Electric screwdriver (true, say goodbye to sore forearms)
6. Push-button telephones (wat about the mobile phone?)
5. Gas barbecues (mates, the taste is in the charcoal!)
4. Central locking on cars (I totally agree, but better still would be auto-lock censored key)
3. TV remote controls (couch potato)
2. Disposable nappies (humm !?!)
1. "Armed" cockscrews (wat de . . . need I say more)

Can you imapine having your phone ring tone to say this:
"Anger is stupidity, fury is madness."
See what happens but the end of the day. *grinz*